Stupid Haircut之超级失败空气刘海;

Before you read, I have a disclaimer:
I really did not expect this blog post to go viral.
I've been blogging for 5 years and I thought "its just another random blog post, its fun, why not"
Little did I know that it would amuse and catch so much attentions.
I am just a normal girl that likes blogging okay, you read, you feel funny, you laugh it off.
I am not behind the ViralCham webpage and neither did I ask for this "fame".
Put yourselves in my shoes, if u just innocent write your blog but then it suddenly become like this?
Mean comments and bad opinions are not necessary.  You wanna read, you don't talk shit.
Enjoy!  





Believe me when I say I always make the worst decisions.

Yes, I went to to have a hair cut and I totally regret it!   *screeeeeaam*
On the day right after I went to makan Mamma Mia Coconut Ice Cream.

Why?   Because going out at such hot day made me realize how sticky and annoying my hair is.

How troublesome and unattractive when the wind blows them up against my face.

#2 my eyes are looking better day by day.

My fringe was parted to one side where it happened to cover one of my eyes.

NEHHH. I want them both to be seen ^.^
(will do an eyelids update soon)

#3 cus YOLO.  (fuck yolo. yolo is shit, biggest shit)

Before cutting my fringe. Actually to be honest, it looks perfectly fine, feminine, or even better,

HOT. 

..

Then I had to be so keh gao and went to cut it!!

FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK.  I swear it is the stupidest thing I've ever decided! 

Ugh. Back to the story,

 So I called and made an appointment at XX  saloon.

Neither did I think twice nor hesitate.  Seriously wheres that courage from

Arrived at XX saloon.

I have an announcement:

I hate this hair saloon. Yes. I mean it.

The hair wash and massage was good, but the hairstylist was annoying as fuck.

Throughout that 2 hours while my hair being washed, blew dry and cut,

the branch's director  (I chose a director cos I couldn't risk letting a rookie does my hair)

kept on PUSHING me to do treatment, buy their products, or even combs!!

Okay, I understand it is normal to introduce your products/services to the customers,

but please, KNOW YOUR LIMITS.

I had already told her that I purchased some treatment packages at other saloon, 

that I would go their place to try theirs once I finish those lah!!

But she still didn't give up! Keep persuading persuading persuading,  until THE END OF THE HAIR CUT. EVEN TILL I PAID. SHE WAS STILL TALKING. 想做也给你讲到不想做了okay!!

Walao eh, at one point I tried to change topic and told her that I was nervous to get my hair cut.

I said : 

我很紧张叻  很久没有剪头发了 尤其是刘海

She answered with : 

没有什么好紧张的啦  可是hor 如果你是做了treatment再剪的话 会更美的咯

Wtfffffffffffff wtf wtf I've never been to any hair saloon that pushes sales so hardcore!

I practically rolled my eyes to the back of my head, wished she get it done quicklier.

It was a disaster. Ughh!

A photo that I took to show my friends.

It's not finished yet, wanna see when it is?

Promise you won't laugh.

Yep.

Just do it.

I don't care if I can't hear.

YOU JUST PROMISE! 

Oi! 

Promise le ma?

You sure.. 

Cannot laugh ah! 

WALAO IT LOOKS LIKE MY HAIR KENA BITTEN BY RAT LIKE THAT.

If you're wondering, yes yes yes, I DID tell her that I wanna cut 空气刘海! 

She took my hair and observed, said 你的头发很适合剪空气刘海

TMD.   酱你剪给我的是什么 LJ

I got so so so so so FRUSTRATED  there's no word for this level of frustration! 

GODDDDD FORBID

T.T 

Look Not only that the hairstylist cut WAYYYY TOO SHORT for me, 

Still very unbalance ok! Super super unbalanced and seriously it looks as if I cut it myself. or worse

My friends keep emphasizing that nobody cut that short one lah! Above brows leh! Very tambai leh!

I was like YA LAAAAH BO NAO ONEEEE.

Then I'm thinking maybe the girl held grudges at me bcos I didn't wanna do treatment nor buy their stuff.

Just kidding buttttttt who ever knows.

Worst RM55 spent. I'm never ever going back.

The first thing to do was to show my friends and ask what do they think of it?

And here, I have gathered some of the reactions..

T.T

Or even my families' 

LOL at my mom's reaction! Hahhahahaa

Cus I used to cry a lot when I get a hair cut, then she thinks I'll cry everytime lah now.

.... But I was close. I really wanted to cry.

Insults on texts are nothing, I was reluctant to go to the college the next year bcs I was scared being laugh at.

But how long can I run away, it happened anyway..

I interviewed some of my friends regarding what they think of my hair or do they think its cute or ridiculous.

And I recorded it cos I found them FUNNY. HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAH

MUST WATCH PLEASE VERY FUNNY

Oi the last one looked so tulan for what.

So sorry I sound like a total kid. And thats our usual way of joking please no judgments needed :) 

Okay lah. Jokes aside, I still look okay when I have make up on.

Lmao so innocent-looking I cannot even.

As much as I hated being labelled HOT, somehow I guess it's better than being called a retard?

Yep, I am now very retard-looking.  And much younger than how I used to look! 

Wah wahhh.. it's true that they say you don't know what's good to you until it's gone.

Best example right there, my fucking long fringe.

Alright enough rants. Do you remember theres something about hair:

IT GROWS.  lol

No point being all negative and sad about it.

Before you know it, it might grow quite some length already :)

想跟大家讲  剪刘海是很冒险的 

找错人剪不对就KK了   你知道我的意思的 

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